I may be the only person in New York City who still watches American Idol, but I'm going to write about it anyway because this is my blog and I do what I want here. How about Avril Lavigne last night though? Here's a grown woman who comes to the audition dressed up like the little kid from Where the Wild Things Are, adds zero constructive criticism outside of turning her dumb head away from the camera and giggling at the contestants like a freshman girlfriend at the senior guy's lunch table, and generally acted like her shit doesn't stink, when in actuality, her shit smells like she ate a homeless person and feta cheese omelette for breakfast. But I digress. We get it Avril, you've made alot of money writing and performing your own songs about lollipops and rainbows, now STFU and get off the screen so we can watch Katy Perry and Kara bicker in a way that kind of makes me think they want to scissor or something.
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