Terrence Cody is Larger than We Realized

MOBILE, ALA. — During two seasons at Alabama, nose tackle Terrence "Mount" Cody became a state landmark and a big-name attraction in the world of college football.
He also became an All-America and the anchor of the Crimson Tide's national championship defense in 2009.
But these days, Cody's size doesn't create quite the fascination it did in college. Instead, his weight — 370 pounds spread not so impressively on a 6-foot-4 frame — worries NFL decision-makers preparing for the draft.
Cody, 21, immediately raised concerns when he stepped onto the scale for the weigh-in preceding Saturday's Senior Bowl.
"At 370, he's a little sloppy," said NFL Network draft analyst Mike Mayock.

Jesus Christ, Terrence?! WTF dude? Have you been mainlining nothing but tapioca pudding to the neck since the National Championship game? What's going on here? The part of the Senior Bowl where they parade these young bucks in front of the judges in nothing but their underoos is nothing new. I mean, you knew it would come to this.* No meal plan though? No extra gassers after workouts? No workouts at all? Nothing? I guess you get some props for straight not giving a fuck, but seriously bro, you got some ENORMOUS boobs. Like straight up canisters. The stuff of legend. Kind of hard to stuff the run with those things smacking you in the jaw every other stride, no? Either way, if your lack of conditioning makes your draft stock plummet, you can always fall back on your promising rap career. That is you in the video, right?

*Yeah, check out his face, my man definitely knew it would come to this.